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Are Royals Really Different?

Ok I can’t resist. So I’m on my way to my daughters 7th/8th grade volleyball tournament and I came across this Washington Times article http://p.washingtontimes.com/multimedia/collection/royals-really-are-different-kate-middleton-plays-v/ about Kate Middleton showing her pretty face for charity or some other commercialized non-something or other and was immediately struck by three silly things…

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(AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth)

First off, what the hell is up with the net? Can it sag any lower? -Here’s a pic of my child’s middle school tournament net-

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Secondly, what the hell is she wearing? Those £245 or $395.92 shoes are far from inappropriate, they are completely hideous for even the sexiest midget princess.

Lastly, she missed. I can’t speak for my princess, but I’d be willing to bet my last devalued, over inflated greenback she’d stomp Kate. Ok public relations fired. Better luck next time.